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ok, so i have no songs. or none worth sharing, my total lack of creative ability has left me to fumble anad play with my words like a child and their toy.
let's start with small talk, shall we ? i just looked up small talk topics on google and editted it to fit my boredem. here we go -
What are some common topics that you can safely conduct small talk about? You could initiate small talk about:
1) Sports - almost everyone likes some kind of sport.
Did you watch the tennis, because i didn't. Well i watched the first five minutes of the semi-finals and cheered for the hotter guy, he lost. Then i watched a half an hour of the men's finals when i was at the eirport, sitting on a luggage trolley. I went for the hotter guy then too, i think he lost too. And cricket, all i know is that we suck right now, what the heck is happening?
2) Hobbies
I like photography and listening to music. Sounds like introducing myself at a group therapy session. "Hi my name's joyeeta and i have a problem - i'm addicted to *blank*" *applaud* because the first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one. etc etc, i think we're going off topic. if you want my photography is over THERE.
3) Weather and climate being experienced
stupid stupid weather. everthings was sunny and it was going to be perfect walking home weather, but "The clear skies were lies." - quote a great man. so just as we started walking, it started raining. but i really do miss the rain, so it didn't bother me, except i might catch a cold.
4) Your respective spouse and children. well, none, except those two. but seriosuly 'respective' spouse and children, what, they think you're accodentally start talking about the other persons wife?
5) Media - such as television shows, movies, or music that both of you may like.
tv i liked recently - House, Lie To Me, SCRUBS, Yam Roll. movies i've recently loved, Bttf, tdk, moulin rouge, the corpse bride, fight club, YESMAN, lots of others oh and i recently watched australia. i could say a lot about it. mainly it was so-so.
6) Holidays that you think the other person may enjoy (but refrain from talking about how much your holiday cost you - unless the other party brings it up.)
Summer holidays, and don't worry, they don't cost anything, sort of.
7) Your respective hometowns
Sydney, sydney, SYDNEY. lovely, horrible, lovely, great, horrible, terrible. ARGH sydney is crazy but where else on the world would i rather be other than this freakshow ? maybe dhaka city but really, that's just not going to happen anytime soon. DAMNIT, i'm missing my cousins wedding ):
8) General information about the occupation of each person.
i work as a helper at an after shcool care place where i look after and teach young kids. i get good money and don't actually have to do very much. i'm the laziest, highest earning worker of my age , that you've ever seen.
9) Current trends in art or fashion.
i'm not totally sure, what's in fashion. uhm. that flower print ? is that chekered stuff still in ? i still love it. i think i might buy that dress. wait it wasn't that cheap, no scratch that thought. art is crazy whites and contrast. awesome awesome awesome.
10) Gossip about famous people.
like zomg did u see that thing bout that dude i don't really giv a hoot about? yah oh my god i was lyk totes shocked and uncaring too, like omg! no i didn't kno be4, did yu read that article! lol look at wut they look lyk now. so old and wrinkley like ewzers.
Hopefully all these tips will allow you to have an easier time looking for a small talk topic